Engineering Haiku

I shared this with Kyle a while ago. I thought I'd share with the rest of you:

Sometimes I get bored with work.

Recently I turned a bunch of the drawing notes into Haikus. The plans didn't go out this way...but I had fun...(and I realize that I have not maintained the spiritual aspect behind the idea of the Haiku...but cut me some slack: I'm dealing with drawings of water and sewer lines... :) )

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Existing guardrail

gravel to match existing

see standard detail

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Double doors go here

dead bolt with dummy handle

solid door anchors

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saw cut and tack coat

seal finished edges here

only crushed backfill

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Note: plumb in drop tube

to drain oil from genset

note all louvers size

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and a note to the cad tech who made the drawing:

Like warm winter snow

lineweights are heavy and soft;

makes plan hard to read
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x,
L